The most famous limericks revolve around matters of sexual innuendo and downright indecency. The best of them employ clever wordplay and surprising twists.

22 дек. 2017 г. · A mosquito has cried out in pain,. "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of his sorrow. Was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.

We've gathered up a dozen of our favourite limericks, which are among the funniest limericks ever written and the finest examples of the form.

4. There once was a fly on the wall, I wonder, why didn't it fall? Because its feet stuck? Or was it just luck? Or does gravity miss things so small?

21 сент. 2024 г. · Limerick poem examples · 1. “There was an Old Man with a Beard” · 2. “There was a Young Lady Whose Chin” · 3. “There was an Old Man of ...

22 февр. 2018 г. · 10 of the Best Limericks · 1. There once was a mighty big snake · 2. A deadline in April: taxation. · 3. There was an iguana named Bert · 4.

25 июл. 2022 г. · I once had a gerbil named Bobby, Who had an unusual hobby. He chewed on a cord, and now - oh my lord, now all that's left is a blobby.

30 сент. 2024 г. · A limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem, especially one in five-line anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme.

16 окт. 2018 г. · I mean now, and again, and again.” What is the best limerick? A mosquito cried out in great pain, "A chemist has poisoned my brain!"

Our president's sex life—atrocious! His “pieces of ass”? Braggadocios! His tool though? Immense! Or perhaps just pretense, since Stormy declared “hocus-pocus!”