30 июн. 2013 г. · I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

21 мар. 2022 г. · 2 muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin says "Man, it's hot in here". Other says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!".

27 янв. 2024 г. · There was a king once who was 12 inches tall. Terrible king, great ruler. ... My grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens.

15 дек. 2020 г. · It's like 2 muffins are in the microwave. The first one says "Wow, it is getting hot in here." The second one says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

13 мар. 2017 г. · Stephen Wright has some great short jokes: "I once bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house." "I plan on living forever. So far, so good."

15 июл. 2012 г. · Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool.

18 окт. 2019 г. · What do you get when you mix a seal and a lion? A walrus. Everyone expects the sea lion. My joke when I was nine.

1 янв. 2024 г. · A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I ...

12 апр. 2018 г. · A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock. Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?”

1 окт. 2015 г. · A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.