30 янв. 2024 г. · You're so rude. I can't do anything about my height. You have no excuse for your bad manners.

28 янв. 2024 г. · Yes I am short, but the day we finish school I'll be taller. You'll still be an ugly cunt.

18 дек. 2021 г. · I saw my neighbour at the bus stop today. I said to him/her “do u want a lift?” He/she said “fuck off”, so I zipped up my backpack and ...

8 мар. 2024 г. · Say, that's funny you're short too haahaaahaaa! Tell her you love being short it's easier to get up and down haaahaaa now go play and be good.

2 июн. 2024 г. · Yo mama so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. Upvote

10 дек. 2023 г. · “I may be short in height, but your stupidity is long.” “The air must be thin at that elevation , dummy.” “The best things in life come in small ...

22 дек. 2023 г. · If you're a female being called short is not really that much of an insult. You could even flow with it and say I'm not short I'm fun sized!

21 мар. 2022 г. · What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

30 июн. 2013 г. · Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

15 июл. 2023 г. · One year, her jokester grandson realized she couldn't reach the top of the tree, so instead of a Christmas angel, they had a sock.