In this section you can read lots of really funny jokes in English. Do they make you laugh? Learn them and tell your friends. You can also post comments! A monster and a mouse · A monster in your fridge · A snake's favourite lesson · Bats

What's red and sits in a corner? A very naughty strawberry! Discussion. Do ...

A high building usually has a 'lift' to take people up and down to the different floors. What's red and goes up and down? A strawberry in a lift!

You can say, 'I saw a school of tropical fish when I went diving.' Why are fish so clever? Because they are always in schools.

Make some fruit jelly in a glass. Then ask someone if they want some juice. · Have you got a toy plastic spider? Put it in someone's shoe! · If you have a clock ...

Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes. What is a snake's favourite subject at school?

Dried coconuts are hairy! When you have a cold, you often sneeze. Achoooo! What is hairy and sneezes? A coconut with a cold!

In English, you can sometimes call a cat a puss cat or puss for short. The joke is imagining that an 'octopus' is an eight (octo) -legged cat (puss)!

Witches wear pointy hats. 'Pointy' is the shape of the hat, like a cone with a point at the top. Do you think their heads are the same shape?!

'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema. Where do cows go at the weekend? To the moo-vies!