14 мар. 2024 г. · My favourite Catholic joke has to be the Jesuit breviary: “A very brief rite of reciting the Breviary. First Pater and Ave are said, then a, b, c, d, etc.

1 июл. 2020 г. · A Catholic school nun is asking kids their future professions. One kid says “I wanna be a doctor”. The other says “I wanna be a Lawyer”. Then ...

24 авг. 2024 г. · I'm sick and tired of the stupid jokes saying "hurr durr priests r pedos durr" and I want some funny, but clean Catholic jokes for my religious education class.

11 мая 2023 г. · "Little Johnny what was the name of our Lord?" Little Johnny goes wide eyed and he thinks for a moment then says "Andy!" Fr. Smith looks at him ...

24 мар. 2018 г. · “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” “Yes, son, what did you do?” “I cannot say.” “You must confess, or I cannot give you absolution.”.

9 сент. 2023 г. · The boy says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What have you done, my son?" He replies, "I threw pickles into the well."

1 апр. 2019 г. · A lawyer shouts out loud :FUCK THE KIDS! a priset goes up to the lawyer quickly and whispers loudly into his ear : do we have time? Upvote

31 авг. 2018 г. · A catholic priest turns to a rabbi, points to a kid and says "let's fuck him". The rabbi says, "out of what?".

29 окт. 2023 г. · “Do you think that in Da Vinci's The Last Supper, Jesus OF NAZARETH is sitting in from of a turkey?” “yes I do.” “Thank you for your honesty.

26 дек. 2023 г. · The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.