21 сент. 2018 г. · Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender "I'll have some H2O." The second one says "I will also drink some H2O, please. |
22 янв. 2024 г. · This is an organic chemistry-themed joke about six-membered rings. Six-membered rings typically adopt either a “chair” or a “boat” configuration. |
26 окт. 2017 г. · A woman in liquor production owns a still of exquisite construction. Her alcohol boils through magnetic coils. She says that it's proof by induction. |
23 нояб. 2022 г. · Two atoms are walking down the street. One says “I think I just lost an electron”. Second one asks “Are you sure?” First one says “Yeah, I'm positive”. |
1 авг. 2024 г. · I've collected a quite a few... Some of the chemistry-oriented ones: What do protons and life coaches have in common? ~They stay positive. |
8 июл. 2022 г. · Tommy was a chemist. But now he is no more. For what he thought was H2O. Was H2SO4. “But what is that?” you ask. “And why is he no more?”. |
22 янв. 2023 г. · Two chemists walk into a bar. One says “I'll take an H2O” the other said “I'll take some H2O too”. HE DIED. |
26 окт. 2022 г. · Don't forget these words of wisdom: Little Johnny was a chemist, Little Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was really H2SO4. |
23 апр. 2023 г. · Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates. Elementary Puns. What do you do with a dead chemist? |
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