6 февр. 2024 г. · "Hello, Landscape Desi- Hello Landscape Construction.. Huh? What? Can I help you? You called me.. What? Landscape Design, what do you need? No, ...

21 февр. 2019 г. · Call someone's landline (way before cell phones) and tell them I am from the phone company and if their phone rings please do not answer it.

10 июн. 2015 г. · Quick one: Call a bowling alley... "Do you have 14-pound balls?" "Yes" "Then how the hell do you walk?!" Upvote

27 апр. 2024 г. · My favorite one was when someone took two phones and called my team on each phone and then put us both on speaker phone to speak with one another.

1 февр. 2022 г. · Roy "Gerabello" calling Tucker Mike is up there on my list. Also, Grouchy Old Man (and his return) are classic.

6 нояб. 2015 г. · City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em · Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order? · Roadkill Cafe, you ...

15 сент. 2019 г. · Call a phone company, and in your best imitation of their answering machine, say "If you would like to talk to a customer, press one." If they do it, hang up.

11 мая 2022 г. · "Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.".

25 авг. 2022 г. · Caller: Hello, I ordered your beefy burrito the other day and it gave me diarrhea. Me: I'm sorry that happened to you! I really hope you feel ...

20 июл. 2024 г. · “Do you have a Prince Albert in a can? Well let him out, he can't breathe!”.