23 февр. 2024 г. · Lawyer dies & gets to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "55?" says Saint Peter.

20 сент. 2022 г. · “Oh you are so screwed,” Says the Lawyer. “This was my brand new Prius! I'm gonna sue you for that. And you ruined by Armani suit! I'm gonna sue ...

17 дек. 2014 г. · Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One's a dirty, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a fish.

22 авг. 2023 г. · A man asks a lawyer: "How much does it cost to ask three questions?" "It's 1500 dollars." "Damn, isn't it WAY to much?" "Yes, of course. What's the third one?"

27 дек. 2020 г. · Her lawyer says, ‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have some kind of grudge?” ‟Yes," says the woman, "we've got a two car garage but only one ...

5 сент. 2023 г. · The plumber takes a look and says, OK, I can fix it today, and it will be $800. The lawyer raises an eyebrow and asks, how long will it take?

28 апр. 2021 г. · ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'.

29 июл. 2015 г. · Every year the teams come up with the most sexually inappropriate law related puns we can think of (Last year as a 1-L we were the pro boners).

30 окт. 2021 г. · I came here to look for dumb pick up lines. eg " Are you in trouble with the law? Because I can help get you off!".

28 февр. 2013 г. · Q: What did one lawyer say to the other? A: "We are both lawyers." Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties? A: To keep the foreskin pulled back. Q ...