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19 июл. 2024 г. · I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts. 10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 11. Why did the math book look sad ...

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6 июн. 2024 г. · Short jokes for kids · What did the hamburgers name their new baby? Patty. · One did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Nothing, they're extinct.

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