This joke can be stretched much longer for fun. Say that if a customer picks a choice of meat, they will cook it with veggies — and it's free if they finish it.

10 нояб. 2022 г. · A "large" man is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant when the waitress comes over and asks him "How did you find the steak, sir?" The man ...

23 мая 2024 г. · There's one fiend (I want to say Behemoth) where Tidus sometimes says "think of the steaks we can get from this!" when you get into battle. I am ...

8 апр. 2024 г. · We were 14 and grilled steaks (poorly) and I first watched Curb while we ate. Matt passed away in 2019; he never got to see the end of Curb, but ...

5 окт. 2023 г. · My dad outlawed serrated knifes when we were kids because, he hated the sound they make on a plate and said they mess up your plates glazing.

16 мая 2022 г. · If you sear the meat and then finish it in the oven it doesnt retain the nice crunchiness of the sear as well.

24 апр. 2024 г. · I see a new friendship forming, for sure (a rarity for men my age). But he told me that he wants to bring the steaks. Is that strange? I can't ...

25 сент. 2023 г. · Pretty brutal to turn your deer friends into steaks when they come visit you; hope they were tasty at least.

13 апр. 2024 г. · my dad made me this delicious steak and after he heard about this reddit asked me to post it for him. [ Grilling ]. this was my birthday ...

9 нояб. 2018 г. · Roommate justified eating my steaks by pointing out that he thought I wasn't going to eat the food anytime soon. Plus, I got yelled at for touching my own food.