What, When and How. Q: When does a person decide to become a Safety Manager? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

• Safe crane operation is uplifting • Pencils have erasers–mishaps don't! • Work safe today–heaven can wait. • Safety is a mission not an intermission

All rumors are true. · When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor.” · Murphy's Law At ...

Safety Jokes · What is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety glasses? · A radiologist had fallen on hard times. · Did you know that koi fish ...

20 сент. 2005 г. · * I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. * Do you know what makes my blood boil? Crematoriums. ... short. * I'm a hunt saboteur, ... Practical jokes Manual Handling Joke: Другие результаты с сайта www.healthandsafetytips.co.uk

Why did the safety officer sit in an ergonomic chair? Because they wanted to stay on the right side of posture! Office Safety. 29, Reporting Incidents, Why did ... Не найдено: one liners

Safety One-Liners: Keeping it Pun-Scured. – Stay alert, don't get hurt. – Secure your future, wear a helmet.

Safety quote: Faded safety tape on a warehouse concrete floor. If safety is a joke, then death is the punchline.

We upped our safety – up yours! · If safety is just zero harm then love is just zero hate · SAFETY FIRST, People Second · Safety First, Ok maybe third · if your ...