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You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy. You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets. You think Great Big Sea isn't Atlantic-centric enough.

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper!”.

30 июл. 2021 г. · Girlfriend: I want a raisin bagel. Do you like raisin bagels? Boyfriend: I don't know. I've never raised a bagel before. Bah-dum-bum-ching!

13 апр. 2023 г. · We invite you to scroll down and treat yourself to some funny Canadian jokes with some maple syrup puns on the side.

19 нояб. 2020 г. · An alien space ship comes down and finds a Newfoundlander out in his dory, rowing to his lobster traps, singing “I'se the bye who rows the boat ...

14 окт. 2021 г. · To get the best mussels! How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? You say, “Please get out of the swimming pool.”.

I could not be any more proud to be a Canadian. Yes the weather may suck sometimes, but that's a price I'm willing to pay. I am Canadian.

14 февр. 2004 г. · "Oh, really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. "Because there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." the boy replied.

Following are some of the most common Canadian jokes and humour about this country and its citizens.