25 февр. 2021 г. · We rooted out the very worst of the naff jokes that exist about the Armed Forces. Some of these jokes are so bad they are so good.

14 сент. 2022 г. · Shit, I'm deadlier with a 9-iron than you are with that rifle!” “If you were more dead weight, we'd have to put you in a coffin.”. What's your best Army joke? : r/army What are some of the best military jokes you know? Best Insults You've Heard? : r/army MOS jokes : r/army Другие результаты с сайта www.reddit.com

8 янв. 2024 г. · ARMY — A Recruiter Misled You. 2. This low blow at boots on the ground: What do you call kids in the military? Infantry.

25. What happens when a military soldier makes cookies made out of chocolate chips? You are going to find a lot of shells of M&M on the floor!

21 мая 2024 г. · File in and enjoy 100-plus short jokes, puns, one-liners and funny reader-submitted stories about every branch of the armed forces.

One day a general came into town. “Everyone obey me!” he yelled. But the towns people all just shrugged. Then the general yelled again “do push ups!”.

1. What do you call a military officer who goes to the bathroom a lot? A LOOtenant! 2. What do you call a training sergeant who's very kind and respectful? A ...

A young female was discharged from the Army, and found that there was a typo on her discharge papers, so that she was listed as a male.

21 дек. 2021 г. · Airman: “The worst was when the air conditioner in our tent broke and it was 110 outside!” Soldier: “WTF, you had air conditioners?” Marine: “ ...

19 июл. 2020 г. · Navy is fat fags. Army is stupid fags. Coast Guard is equal to the TSA under DHS, so they're left wishing they were at least fags.