28 авг. 2024 г. · We've scoured the internet and nagged our friends for the best law jokes we could find. A bit of legal humour never hurt anybody right?

Probably UK's best selection of Solicitor, Barrister & Lawyer jokes. Enjoy Bonallack & Bishop's short, funny legal one-liners & longer Law Firm humour.

“Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said. “Give me the bad news first.” “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”

How does an attorney sleep? Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

7 мар. 2023 г. · We decided to make a list of every lawyer joke we could find (even those that had very little to do with a lawyer), tallying up 214 jokes that make us facepalm.

20 сент. 2022 г. · I'm a big-shot attorney and I don't bill at $1,600 per hour!" The plumber says "Yea neither did I when I was a lawyer.". Tell me your best lawyer joke. : r/Lawyertalk - Reddit Let's hear your best lawyer joke. I'll go first. - Reddit Другие результаты с сайта www.reddit.com

20 февр. 2024 г. · 1. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. · 2. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? · 3. Lawyers really take the fun ...

1 апр. 2022 г. · 25 Lawyer and Legal Jokes for Your April Fools' Day ... 1. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue! 2. An alligator makes a good lawyer because ...

21 апр. 2010 г. · A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint ...

Lawyer jokes and funny stories for when attorneys and their clients need a laugh, besides when viewing their bill for the first time.