28 авг. 2024 г. · One-liner law jokes · What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? · What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? · Why don't lawyers ...

A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

9 мая 2024 г. · Knock, knock. Who's there? I can't answer that question without my lawyer present.

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The first man says back at him "are you a Lawyer or something?" The second fella yells back "no, im an asshole!"

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more. Q: What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?

1 апр. 2022 г. · 25 Lawyer and Legal Jokes for Your April Fools' Day ... 1. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue! 2. An alligator makes a good lawyer because ...

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Knock Knock Lawyer Jokes ... 11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justice. Justice who? Justice once, I'd like a promotion! 12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who?

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