17 авг. 2022 г. · Lion walks into a bar and orders a drink. An hour later, the bartender returns with his pint of beer. Lion: What took you so long?! Bartender: Look, you are ...

19 окт. 2014 г. · A lion walks into a bar and sits down. He demands a drink. The bartender tells him “We don't serve lions, I'm sorry.” The lion, becoming angry, demands again ...

30 июн. 2014 г. · A lion walks into a bar and sits down for a drink. He is followed in by an obnoxious woman who begins causing a scene in the bar.

22 апр. 2021 г. · They're sitting for a while talking, eating and drinking. After a while the bull lion says: "You know what lion, your wife is a real lioness.

18 апр. 2023 г. · A lion walks into a bar and says, "I'm not leaving until I'm drunk as a skunk". Then a tiger walks into the bar and says, "I'm not leaving ...

15 авг. 2020 г. · The lion helps his pal up onto a stool, pours a drink down his throat and asks, “What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe ...

22 февр. 2018 г. · A woman comes into the bar. She's drunk and obnoxious. As she staggers by the lions, she carelessly bumps into the first one and spills his drink.

22 апр. 2022 г. · A lion , snake and dog walk into a bar , the bartender pulls out a shotgun and says ... “How the fuck did that snake just walk in here?”.

17 дек. 2015 г. · A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies "Narnia business.".

8 авг. 2019 г. · ... lion walks into a bar and says he wants a drink because hes thirsty Bartender says that a lion isn't allowed in here Lion says im not a lyin ...