The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion. I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away. ... Get the Mormon mug.

A person who's morals are almost as high as the number of kids they have, believe in "the plan of salvation", and get all the hottest girls. "Dude! Maria is ...

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing ...

A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly.

A colloquial term encompassing the combination of doctrine, culture and lifestyle unique to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in ...

Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants.

Girls that are cute and nice at first, but end up breaking your heart unless you convert to Mormonism. It is also very hard to leave mormon girls once you've ...

The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than ...

Mormon. The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.