5 апр. 1997 г. · Yo momma so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick! Yo momma so old, she farts dust! (FAT). Yo momma so fat she can't reach ...

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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me." 105.9K Laughs.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face ...

26 сент. 2024 г. · Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio. Yo mama is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama is so poor that when I ...

4 июл. 2023 г. · Yo mama so old she farts dust. Her social security number is 3. Your mama so old she remembers when the Big bang was a little knock.

30 нояб. 2022 г. · Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was still just getting sick.” There's 24 more.

Yo mama so old, her last name was "Osaurus". Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama so old, her last name was "Osaurus". Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama's so fat she fell in love..........and broke it! Yo mama so fat ...