1 окт. 2015 г. · So, I was going down on my grandmother the other day when I tasted horse semen and I couldn't help but think, "Is this how she died?".

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13 апр. 2015 г. · Do you carrot all for me? ... And your radish face, You are a peach. If we cantaloupe, Lettuce marry; Weed make a swell pear.

7 апр. 2022 г. · 2 muffins are in the oven. 1 turns to the other and says "wow its hot in here!" The second one says "ARGH! A talking muffin!".

3 мая 2014 г. · My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. What the fucks really going on down there? Whose the real hero?

31 окт. 2023 г. · How come you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it!

23 окт. 2013 г. · "I got a phone call last night saying my grandmother has two weeks to live. Now I don't want to sound could, but I am not paying that ransom.".

16 дек. 2013 г. · Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

11 февр. 2024 г. · When you order a large round of drinks and the bar staff ask if you'd like a tray. No thanks, I don't think I can carry any more.

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