29 июн. 2023 г. · Enjoy a small handful of time related puns which feature clocks, watches and other elements of the time. Ever tried eating a clock?

Time Pun Quotes · “Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.” · “The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.” · “Time is the wisest counselor ...

2. I'm on a clockwork diet, but I haven't lost any time. 3. My watch is broken, but it's about time. 4. I told my clock to chill, now it's just hands-down cool.

Why did the clock visit a tailor? It needed to adjust its hands. Why are clocks excellent study partners? They keep you right on time.

Timeless One-Liner Watch Puns. – Time flies when you're having sun-dial. ... – Watch out, I'm on a roll! – A wristwatch can be a real tickle. – Clocking in is my ...

1 мар. 2018 г. · Hey guys, I'm usually quite good at puns but I've been asked to come up with some about a pocket watch and I'm not getting very far. Help me out please? Time fly! : r/puns - Reddit What's the best time of day on a clock? : r/puns - Reddit It's 2021. It's time to retire these tired, worn out puns. : r/Undertale Другие результаты с сайта www.reddit.com

Take your friends to another era with these hilarious time travelling jokes! What do you call a futuristic herb collector? What did the time traveller do when ...

“Time flies, but you're the pilot.” · “A stitch in time saves nine.” · “Time is money, so spend it wisely.” · “Lost time is never found again.” · “It's always the ...

Tick-tock! Get ready for over 145 hilarious time puns, perfectly categorized to help you laugh your way through the hours.

What did the clock say to its owner? It's about time you wound me up! I'm on a seafood diet; I see food and eat it, but clocks just tick away.