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6 авг. 2019 г. · "Dad can you make me a sandwich?" Dad walks over, grabs two slices of bread comes and comes back. Places bread over my ears. "There, now you're ...

2 янв. 2023 г. · Anytime we're driving and I see a bunch of cows I always say: Look a flock of cows! One of the kids: herd of cows dad.

28 февр. 2023 г. · Two fish are in a tank, one fish look to the other and said “do you know how to drive this thing?”

2 дек. 2018 г. · What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

2 июн. 2024 г. · How do you kill a purple elephant? How? With a purple elephant gun. Wanna know how you kill a white elephant? I white elephant gun? Nah, you get ...

14 февр. 2018 г. · Dad at breakfast: I'll have bacon and eggs, please. Waiter: How do you like your eggs? Dad: I don't know, I haven't gotten them yet!

17 июн. 2021 г. · People living in this city are not allowed to be buried here". Kids or anyone else: "really? Why?". DAD: Because they are not dead yet".

25 нояб. 2023 г. · My friend: I got fired from my bank job. Me: Why? My friend: A woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her!

10 июн. 2022 г. · He's an extremely aggressive janitor. A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at?