What did the dad reply to the mom who said "I've had enough, I'm selling my kid on eBay"? "Don't be silly. You made him, so sell him on Etsy.". My dad sends me a dad joke... · New Dad Joke · What is the best dad joke of all...

Three little pigs walked into a restaurant and were seated at a table. After a few minutes to looking at the menu, they decided to start with some appetizers.

2 янв. 2023 г. · Anytime we're driving and I see a bunch of cows I always say: Look a flock of cows! One of the kids: herd of cows dad.

6 авг. 2019 г. · "Dad can you make me a sandwich?" Dad walks over, grabs two slices of bread comes and comes back. Places bread over my ears.

28 февр. 2023 г. · Two fish are in a tank, one fish look to the other and said “do you know how to drive this thing?”.

24 дек. 2022 г. · Whats the most dangerous place for dads? The milk store the never seem to able to return once they go.

A friend of mine: "I didn't have time to jog this morning." Me: "You say that every day." Him: "I know its a running joke.".

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10 июн. 2022 г. · What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer? “Don't be such a wet blanket.”.