22 июн. 2018 г. · Do not feel bad , A lot of people have no talent. If I had a face like yours , I would sue my parents. Upvote 3. Downvote Award Share.

27 сент. 2023 г. · “Even with the bar set low as hell, yet here you are... limbo dancing with the devil.” First time I read that I was like oh my I gotta write this down.

My brother keeps himself outta trouble by creating false stories but it brings trouble to the rest of our family, it's a lie ability. Every joke’s a one liner with... · R/oneliners/top · New

23 окт. 2013 г. · "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg

9 дек. 2014 г. · "One of your eyes is lower than the other one! Usually true, and it will make the person self conscious forever."

3 июл. 2024 г. · "Babies are terrible company," and "Babies never get my jokes." Upvote

27 мая 2024 г. · Mortimer: Finally, I'll get to show your audience some real comedy! Mickey: Oho, I didn't know they made a film of your last date.

22 нояб. 2022 г. · If i wanted to suicide, i'd climb your ego then jump to your IQ.

5 авг. 2019 г. · God we were all sat there, half dying in laughter, half in shock. Idk if you'll find it as funny, but was one ...

20 янв. 2017 г. · "Do you have any idea just how annoying and overbearing you are to literally everyone around you?" Not easy to react to quickly.