Did you hear about the Architect who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: «Put on two coats.» I used 'veranda' as an ...

14 окт. 2023 г. · If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear ...

1 июн. 2024 г. · Some are an inch from the floor, some 4 feet! And NOT ONE is straight up and down. The architect asks what the hell happened in here?! Anybody know any good architect/architecture jokes? - Reddit HELP! I need a short architect/engineer joke fast! - Reddit what kind of advice do you give to an architect? : r/dadjokes Другие результаты с сайта www.reddit.com

14 дек. 2023 г. · Why did the architect cross the road? To get to the other side of the blueprint. What's the difference between an architect and a lawyer? An ... Are there jokes that only architects understand? - Quora Architects: What are examples of good, built, architectural jokes? Другие результаты с сайта www.quora.com

16 февр. 2024 г. · Why did the architect bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house. Architect's favorite insect? The arch-bee.

What did the Architect name his children? Frank, Lloyd, and Wright. Why did the Architect dip his finger in blue ink? To get a blue print.

Why don't architects get into heaven? Jesus was a carpenter. When the carpenter was shirking his work, using his tool in a circular arc, the foreman said “Quit ...

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Why did the architect always carry a ladder? Because he wanted to “rise” above his competition.