1 июн. 2024 г. · Roads and bridges, docks and piers; that's the stuff for engineers. Wine, women, drugs, and sex; that's the stuff for architects. |
20 дек. 2011 г. · An architect and an engineer walk into a bar. Each of them thought he was better than the other one based solely on his profession. |
6 дек. 2011 г. · 1. Generally, you work until it's very late. Like a whore! 2. Generally, you're more productive during the night. Like a whore! 3. You're paid to keep a client ... |
24 мар. 2024 г. · Comedian: "You ever try to explain to someone what you do for a living? 'Oh, I'm a landscape architect.' 'Ah, so you mow lawns?' 'No, mate, I ... |
28 июн. 2022 г. · Being married to one and being in the construction field myself I can confirm that they in fact do not like constructive criticism. |
25 апр. 2014 г. · Architects start driving ... Carchitects Architects play golf and get an average score... Parchitects Architects gain a new member he plays. |
23 нояб. 2021 г. · Why couldn't you tell them I was an architect? You know I've always wanted to pretend I was an architect! |
12 апр. 2023 г. · "My best friend needs to know what the name is for a rigid structure projecting from a vertical support," he tells him. |
28 февр. 2021 г. · How many architects does it take to change a lightbulb? 4. One to change it, and the rest to say the method is wrong (heard this on r/polls) |
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