30 апр. 2023 г. · 1. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? "Hmm, sounds fishy." 2. What was Moses' wife, ...

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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. 39. My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states. 40. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

One guy says, “Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?” “No,” Moses says. “He thinks he's Tiger Woods.” * * * * *. Early one morning the husband and wife ...

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. People are funny ...

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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous.

2 дня назад · 1. How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested. 2. Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

9 июл. 2024 г. · Church jokes for adults · What do you call a sleepwalking nun? · What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? · What did God do to cure Moses' ...