1 июн. 2021 г. · Jesus and Moses invite a buddy golfing. Moses tees off, drives the ball, and it goes right into a pond. Moses waves his staff over the waters ...

9 дек. 2012 г. · A mother went in to wake up her son one Sunday for church. ''I don't want to go to church today'' said the son. ''Why don't you want to go?' ...

16 июл. 2023 г. · A man ascends to Christian heaven checks in at the gate: St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man says, “Methodist.”.

2 авг. 2013 г. · Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?" A ...

25 июн. 2023 г. · How to feel morally correct while raping little boys? Be a priest. How to benefit from society without contributing to it?

22 июн. 2018 г. · Mathai showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to a church in his entire adult life.

3 сент. 2019 г. · A man was sleeping in church. The pastor became annoyed and said “who wants to go to heaven?” Everyone stood up. The man slept on. The pastor ...

5 июн. 2024 г. · A Catholic Priest and a Protestant vicar had churches in the same town and used to wave at each other as they cycled to their churches each day.

12 мар. 2021 г. · Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Answer: Noah -- he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

5 мар. 2013 г. · Another girl raised her hand and said, "Easter, that's when I always get a chocolate rabbit." Once again the priest said, "That's nice, but that ...