22 июл. 2022 г. · 1. The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. 2. Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

14 сент. 2022 г. · This article will provide you with a host of retirement jokes, memes, quotes, and puns for your next farewell message.

7 июн. 2023 г. · The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. (Abe Lemons) A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. (Ella Harris) I'm a ...

19 нояб. 2021 г. · 1. My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.

“Now that you're retired, remember: every day is a Saturday, and every night is a Friday night!” “You've officially graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.

25 сент. 2024 г. · Retirement Jokes and Puns for Adults. Why did the retiree refuse to use GPS? He believed in living life one wrong turn at a time. Retirement: ...

7 февр. 2019 г. · I am thankful retirement is not optional otherwise I would be stuck working with you, forever! Happy Retirement! Off to retirement? Say Hi to ...

24 окт. 2024 г. · "What do you call someone who's happy on Mondays? Retired!" ~ Unknown; “The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the work I was best ...

20 дек. 2023 г. · Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to laughter! Discover 30 funny retirement wishes to make your coworker's exit humorous and memorable.

18 мар. 2022 г. · Best sayings: · They say hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance? · I like my job only marginally more than I like being homeless.