22 июл. 2022 г. · 1. The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. 2. Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

19 нояб. 2021 г. · 1. My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.

This article will explore a collection of funny retirement quotes that can be used in cards, toasts, speeches, and other forms of communication.

7 июн. 2023 г. · The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. (Abe Lemons) A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. (Ella Harris) I'm a ...

14 сент. 2022 г. · This article will provide you with a host of retirement jokes, memes, quotes, and puns for your next farewell message.

24 окт. 2015 г. · When I retired I was asked by a co-worker how many years experience I had? – One Hundred years I replied. Wow but how old are you? he asked – 61 ...

20 дек. 2023 г. · Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to laughter! Discover 30 funny retirement wishes to make your coworker's exit humorous and memorable.

18 мар. 2022 г. · Best sayings: · They say hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance? · I like my job only marginally more than I like being homeless.

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Retirement Jokes-a lighthearted look at retirement. Here you will find some of the best Retirement Jokes for your retirement speech, and your retirement party.