23 авг. 2022 г. · Mine's a comedy joke: "I once wrote a joke for another comedian. It didn't work because he couldn't deliver it in my voice. See, I'm mute."

30 дек. 2011 г. · "You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You're in a bar. You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in another bar. You're ...

10 февр. 2017 г. · "America prays to God to destroy its enemies, and they pray to God to destroy us. Somebody is gonna be disappointed! Somebody is wasting their ...

2 февр. 2023 г. · Here's a few things that funny standups do: compare unlike things, make big things lil (or lil things big), ask questions, voice inflection, using silence, ...

22 дек. 2021 г. · I made a joke: "ever get a girl's shirt off and see self harm scars? You know the sex is going to be amazing but the break up is going to suck.".

5 янв. 2024 г. · What's the worst joke you've ever heard from a “professional” stand-up? ... To be fair they intentionally do corny jokes, dad jokes etc.

16 авг. 2021 г. · All my standups contain hilarious jokes like "This job should be simple", "I should finish this today" and "I've implemented this feature and it works".

7 нояб. 2024 г. · What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door I'm dressing. What did the carrot say when the tomatoe was walking too slow ...

18 дек. 2022 г. · Pick a topic or idea. Then say how you feel about that idea. Then say what you would compare that feeling/perspective to. Maybe even begin an ...

17 апр. 2013 г. · My favourite Jimmy Carr line is when he gets heckled: "I don't come to your work and slap the sailor's cocks out of your mouth do I?"