1 дек. 2018 г. · First friend goes into morgue, they slide the body out and he has a look. "Hmm well i don't know. Can you turn the body over?" The mortician ...

8 февр. 2023 г. · “Mom, Timmy called me stupid!” “Timmy, say you're sorry!” “I'm sorry you're stupid.”.

3 мар. 2021 г. · While on a road trip look out the window and say "Oh look a flock of cows" Passenger: " no it's a herd of cows" Me: "HEARD OF COWS? OF COURSE I ...

2 апр. 2022 г. · A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do ...

14 апр. 2021 г. · You're telling a story. About a whale. Who's telling his story. In whale. You keep going. The people are frozen, transfixed, enthralled. They ...

21 окт. 2009 г. · "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I don't know." "To get to your house!" Then you pause while they look confused, and follow with... "Knock ...

16 дек. 2023 г. · It doesn't land every time, but it doesn't stop me. "Hey where's the restroom?" "Right down that hallway, if you find yourself in the kitchen..

16 дек. 2023 г. · The joke: I'll have a vodka, please. Ma'am, this is McDonald's. Ummm....ok? I'll have a McVodka, please. That would usually break the ice.

30 дек. 2023 г. · What is the dumbest/funniest thing you've ever heard someone say that wasn't intended to be a joke?

1 мар. 2016 г. · Are you from heaven? Because you look like an angel/Because that's a long fall, and your face is messed up.