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13 янв. 2022 г. · We've compiled a list of the best ever one-liner jokes from some of your much-loved comedians, so you can remind yourself of the classics!

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone. · What's another word for Thesaurus? · If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. · I busted a ...

16 июн. 2023 г. · 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. · 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any. · 3. I failed math so many times at ...

28 авг. 2023 г. · From punny ones to straight-up corny and from cute to sarcastic one liners, there's a joke for absolutely anyone here.

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11 июл. 2023 г. · Classic one-liners · I went to the doctors the other day and he said: “Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu.” So I went – and I got it. · I met ...

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist — they don't expect it back.

Sit closer to the salt.” “Start every day off with a smile and get it over with” One of the best one liners ever by American comedian W. C. Fields. Let us know ...

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