Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to sit on the sofa. Yo momma so short she hooks up with Legos. yo mama's eye's so small she use's shoelaces as blindfolds.

24 нояб. 2023 г. · How do short people greet others? They microwave. The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you. You're so short when it rains; you ...

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​ · You're so short that you can save on rent by living in a dolls house. · You are so short that you are able to do pushups underneath a closed door. · ​ · You're ...

18 дек. 2021 г. · I saw my neighbour at the bus stop today. I said to him/her “do u want a lift?” He/she said “fuck off”, so I zipped up my backpack and ... Yo mama so short : r/YoMamaJokes What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time? Другие результаты с сайта www.reddit.com

15 окт. 2024 г. · You're so short; if you pull up your pants, you'd be blind. How do you win an argument with a short person? You stoop to their level. What is ...

6 июл. 2019 г. · 1. I'm so short I can walk under a pregnant ant. 2. I'm so short I can play handball against the curb. 3. I'm so short I can sit on a nickel and dangle my feet.

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Yo daddy is so fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact ...