18 дек. 2021 г. · I saw my neighbour at the bus stop today. I said to him/her “do u want a lift?” He/she said “fuck off”, so I zipped up my backpack and ...

2 июн. 2024 г. · Yo mama so short, I have to go on my knees for her to give me head. ... Yo mama so short, she looks up to Kevin Hart. ... Yo mama so short, she hang ...

1 окт. 2015 г. · So, I was going down on my grandmother the other day when I tasted horse semen and I couldn't help but think, "Is this how she died?".

21 мар. 2022 г. · What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

30 июн. 2013 г. · Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

26 мар. 2018 г. · Short girl: "How do you see up there?" Tall guy: "Who said that?" I spit my drink out and then ran away.

10 дек. 2023 г. · “I may be short in height, but your stupidity is long.” “The air must be thin at that elevation , dummy.” “The best things in life come in small ...

28 нояб. 2023 г. · I grew up down the road from a little town that was so small the messages saying "Welcome" and "Thanks for visiting" were painted on the same sign.

1 мар. 2016 г. · My wife is so cold, I tell ya. The other day she opened her legs and the furnace turned on! But seriously, folks.

16 нояб. 2023 г. · Tina tells a story and then says seamen spill all over the deck And Linda goes “Tina!!” And she goes what? Like omg I laughed so hard.